Generally, people come to our blog to read one of my wife’s hilarious Denglish quotes or to learn about the culture shock I’ve experienced as an American expat living in Germany. What surprises me, however, is the sheer number of people who’ve accidentally stumbled across our blog due to misdirected Google searches — most of which involve porn, crying Muslim girls or German women peeing.
For this post, I’ve taken screenshots of the latest search terms used to land people on our site and highlighted my favorites in yellow. Please click the first thumbnail image below to start the slideshow. (WARNING: Many contain sexually explicit — or completely awesome — terminology):
Summary:
I have to give it to these accidental blog visitors; they use some truly creative keywords to find our site. Plus they make me laugh, and for that, I must award their Google search engine terms with a strong 4 out of 5 Merkel Diamonds:
What about you? Which of these terms put a naughty little smile on your face? The comments section is wide the hell open below.
And as always, thank you for reading and have an awesome day!
— OGM
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
’bout that “fat guy with small d**k” Maybe it was a misdirected Donald Trump search?
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Haw!
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Are Germans evil? Yes, of course we are. That is what you expect of us and we are happy to oblige.
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Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly laugh any harder, I got to your “four out of five Merkel diamonds.” HA HA!
But seriously. When can we expect a post on “when does god dine with you”? :) Thank you for this (somewhat disturbing) peek behind the scenes.
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Thank YOU for reading!
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To be honest, I laughed the most at the “Merkel diamonds”! Brilliant! :-D
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Whatever it takes, yo! Thank you for reading.
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it is good thinking behind this blog……………
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Aiiigggght? Thank you!
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