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German soccer human baby embryo in the womb
  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on August 7, 2017August 8, 2017

Having a Baby in Germany: To Breed or Not to Breed, That Is the Question

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Why is Germany so depressing? Are German people downers? Why so sad?
  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on June 26, 2017June 19, 2017

Why Are Germans So Depressing? Because You’re Hanging Out with the Wrong Ones.

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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on May 8, 2017May 9, 2017

Freaks, Geeks and Poor Linguistic Techniques: How One American Expat Is Destroying the English Language

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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on April 10, 2017April 10, 2017

Parking in Germany: Stick Your Neck Out Lest Ye Burn in Hell

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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on March 20, 2017March 19, 2017

Virgo: The 6th Astrological Sign of the Zodiac, as Defined by My German Wife

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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on March 6, 2017March 6, 2017

Hilarious German Proverbs: Part VII

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German word "abholen" - English translation means to pick up, collect or come for
  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on February 20, 2017February 13, 2017

The German Verb “Abholen”: When Direct Language Translation Goes Wrong

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