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Quotes from my wife featuring the accidental combination of German and English words.

German soccer human baby embryo in the womb

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on August 7, 2017August 8, 2017

Having a Baby in Germany: To Breed or Not to Breed, That Is the Question

Why is Germany so depressing? Are German people downers? Why so sad?

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on June 26, 2017June 19, 2017

Why Are Germans So Depressing? Because You’re Hanging Out with the Wrong Ones.

Freaks-and-Geeks-TV-Show-Cast-Netflix

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on May 8, 2017May 9, 2017

Freaks, Geeks and Poor Linguistic Techniques: How One American Expat Is Destroying the English Language

Giraffe-Burning-in-Hell-Fire-Africa

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on April 10, 2017April 10, 2017

Parking in Germany: Stick Your Neck Out Lest Ye Burn in Hell

Virgo-Zodiac-Star-Sign-Symbol-Virgin-Horoscope

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on March 20, 2017March 19, 2017

Virgo: The 6th Astrological Sign of the Zodiac, as Defined by My German Wife

funny-proverbs-joke-germany-deutschland-laughing-bride-wedding

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on March 6, 2017March 6, 2017

Hilarious German Proverbs: Part VII

German word "abholen" - English translation means to pick up, collect or come for

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on February 20, 2017February 13, 2017

The German Verb “Abholen”: When Direct Language Translation Goes Wrong

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Though I am an illustrator, I have never in my life used a stylus to draw directly into a vector-based program — until today. The time lapse shows me learning how to use a stylus with my iPhone 7 Plus and the Adobe Draw app simultaneously (and clumsily). That was kinda fun! No idea why I waited so long to try it.

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