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5 Reasons Why You Should Totally Have Sex with a German Dude

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Culture Shock: Even More Things That Suck About Living in Germany

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Culture Shock: Five (More) Things That Suck About Living in Germany

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Culture Shock: Five Things That Suck About Living in Germany

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American Expat Experiences Blind Rage Using Shower in Germany

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Coconuts vs. Peaches: Social Differences Between Germans and Americans

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Posted on September 26, 2016September 26, 2016

RELAX, YOU NERDS: Reassurance for Freelance Graphic Designers in Germany

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Posted on September 19, 2016September 19, 2016

Buying a Dog in Germany: Tasteless Tips and Awkward Observations

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Posted on September 12, 2016September 12, 2016

Til Schweiger: My Nonsexual (but Still Gay as Hell) Man-Crush from Germany

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Posted on September 5, 2016September 5, 2016

SHUT UP: A Love Letter to the Metronom’s “Ruhe-Wagen”

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Posted on August 29, 2016August 29, 2016

Hilarious German Proverbs: Part VI

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Posted on August 22, 2016August 22, 2016

How to Satisfy Your Hunger in Germany… with Cheese.

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