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5 Reasons Why You Should Totally Have Sex with a German Dude

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  • Posted on July 8, 2013February 24, 2016
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Culture Shock: Five Things That Suck About Living in Germany

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American Expat Experiences Blind Rage Using Shower in Germany

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Coconuts vs. Peaches: Social Differences Between Germans and Americans

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  • Posted on September 26, 2016September 26, 2016

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  • Posted on September 19, 2016September 19, 2016

Buying a Dog in Germany: Tasteless Tips and Awkward Observations

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  • Posted on September 12, 2016September 12, 2016

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  • Posted on August 29, 2016August 29, 2016

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  • Posted on August 22, 2016August 22, 2016

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Dead Man in the Road: A Perilous Day on the Big Island of Hawaii

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