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The Top 15 Things I Love Most About My German Wife

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  • Posted on July 8, 2013February 24, 2016
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  • Posted on May 13, 2013August 5, 2016
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Culture Shock: Five (More) Things That Suck About Living in Germany

  • Posted on January 7, 2013February 24, 2016
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Culture Shock: Five Things That Suck About Living in Germany

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Kailane Santos in Brazil - Adoption Fundraiser
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  • Posted on April 3, 2017April 5, 2017

The Adoption of Kailane Santos: A Thank You to Our Generous Readers

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  • Posted on March 27, 2017March 27, 2017

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Virgo: The 6th Astrological Sign of the Zodiac, as Defined by My German Wife

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  • Posted on March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

Domino’s Pizza in Germany: A Delivery Affair of the Strangest Sort

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Hilarious German Proverbs: Part VII

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  • Posted on February 27, 2017February 27, 2017

Should You Hug Your Dog or Not? (Seriously. This Is Being Debated.)

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  • Posted on February 20, 2017February 13, 2017

The German Verb “Abholen”: When Direct Language Translation Goes Wrong

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