After my wife finished her time as a Referendariat teacher-in-training — AKA: 18 months of stress-induced psychosis — she was faced with the grueling task of applying for jobs in various German cities. We were already living here in Hannover, but weren’t sure if we wanted to try someplace new, like Hamburg or Bremen. One thing we knew for sure, however, was that we did not want to move any further south.
I find the social dynamics between northern and southern Germans completely hilarious; they make fun of each others’ accents, food, weather, soccer teams — even their attitudes toward life in general. Northerners think of southerners as overly conservative, self-entitled brats with too much money and one great big boner for Jesus Christ. Southerners look at northerners as depressing, humorless robots with lumps of coal where their hearts should be. I love it. (Especially because the rest of the world is pretty sure all Germans are humorless robots.)
So as my German wife was applying for jobs back in 2013, she explained her search criteria to me thus: She would only be applying to cities in the north because we are not “Southies.” She went further to clarify why she would be choosing between certain job offers, saying…
“Right now, I want to pick out the raisins where I have a good stomach feeling.”
If you would like to read another classic Denglish post, check this one out: My German Wife Warns Me About the Mythological Beast in Our Bathtub
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
I believe this division between the South/ North is even stronger in Italy. Being an original “Kaffesachse” (I’m from Saxony but I never drink coffee … :/) I would rather say that – at least for the majority of Saxons- there’s mainly the division between the East/ West (= North + South^^) of Germany.
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My boyfriend is from the south (Bodensee), and even though I have only lived in Northern Germany thus far, he likes to tell us that we are both actually Southern Germans that are just forced to work and study in Northern Germany due to the circumstances. He will not admit that he may actually end up living up here for much of his adult life…
As for me, I do think Southern Germany is a little better (nicer weather and prettier landscape), but it is nice to live in an area where everyone speaks Hochdeutsch.
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