Back in March of 2013, my German wife and I were watching the entire collection of Firefly — you know, the greatest sci-fi TV series of all time? — and yet still, I had to make her watch it, because although she is a huge nerd, she just isn’t a futuristic, spaceship kind of nerd.)
There’s this one episode of Firefly called Heart of Gold, in which a brothel comes under attack by an evil tyrant hellbent on claiming his biological infant son from one of the young prostitutes he’d impregnated. The heroes of the show come to the brothel’s aid and a massive gunfight ensues. It’s a spectacle of bullets, laser beams and garter belts — pretty much the sexiest shootout ever — but during the mayhem, the pregnant girl goes into labor.
She starts screaming, hollering and pouring fluids from her nether regions. (It was a rather effective deterrent for anyone inclined to bring a new soul into the world.) My wife was watching this woman thrashing around and hollering in pain when she turned to me and said:
“It’s so weird that humans reproduce this way. I would rather lay an egg.”
*Would you like to read another post about my German wife’s attitude toward having babies? Check out this other gem: My German Wife Shops for American Baby Gifts
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
LOL, well maybe she is a Edgar Rice Burroughs nerd kind of girl…his Martians of the Martian Chronicles DID lay eggs!
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Yeah, but how long would she want to incubate it by sitting on it to keep it warm? (Hey, you might be enlisted,to incubate, too, sir! Hatching an egg is a very labor intensive business.)
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I’m so clumsy, I’d accidentally crush the egg.
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That might get you out of incubation duties when the next egg popped out, though. Might be a win for you!
Anyway, it’s an interesting thought on how to make babymaking easier and less stressful for women, not to mention less messy.
(That was a great episode of Firefly, for sure!)
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