As I’ve said before, all of our friends are having babies. The Wife and I are in our early 30s — the real baby-making years — so you can imagine how the infants are dropping all around us like soft pink raindrops. And it isn’t just our friends; it’s friends of friends. Third cousins, casual acquaintances and co-workers… they’re all multiplying like gremlins.
My German wife is still on the fence about the whole ‘having kids’ idea (as am I), so she really notices when someone in her daily life is about to make sperm blossoms. She has all sorts of colorful ways for describing the different stages of human gestation, and I was not at all surprised when she said of her new co-worker:
THE WIFE: “When I first met her, she was highly pregnant.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
That is a confident woman in that picture; front-loaded and cruising in high-heeled boots. If she tripped, that kid would cross six lanes of traffic!
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Haw haw haw! “Front-loaded.” I know, right? That picture kinda makes me nervous.
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severe pregnancy = acı hamilelik. While a Turkish writer and English reader reads this kinds of a stuff, i think you’ve to be more of carefulness.
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I don’t quite follow you, Yigi, but thank you for reading and commenting!
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