My wife loves to make guacamole dip, but she always adds an obscene amount of minced garlic to it, for some godforsaken reason. The garlic is so intense it induces acid-reflux in both of us, resulting in the most heinous burps you’ll ever encounter. (I know this because my wife is a disgusting burp aficionado). So after finishing our last batch of guacamole, my wife finally agreed to modify her recipe.
THE WIFE: “We will use less garlic in the guacamole next time, and then we check our burps again.”
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Your blog post makes my day … every time … thanks for the recipe, too … sounds good … recipe, burps and all. :) Love, cat.
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Aww, thank you Cat! We’re glad to have you as a regular reader.
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Haha! Check your burps. That’s the stuff great couples are made of!
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Right? Clearly this was meant to be. :)
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