The Wife and I have a lot of friends, and they’re all having babies. All of them. So we’ve obviously learned a thing or two about buying baby gifts and shopping for baby showers. (I like to imagine “baby showers” as these David Lynchian nightmares in which absurdly pregnant women are bombarded by steaming-hot infants.) In advance of a particular baby shower in the summer of 2011, we went to a children’s clothing boutique in Portland, Oregon, at the Uptown Shopping Center on West Burnside called Mimi & Marc. There, we found a tiny outfit apparently intended for a newborn:
THE WIFE: “Look how small it is. Definitely for a fresh baby.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Ja, they are small, alright … until time comes for quetsching them raus :) Love, cat.
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Oh God, the horror. :)
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I am falling in love with your wife through your blog. How can someone not adore these sayings!
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Haw haw! Right?! They kill me on a daily basis. It’s all I can do to stop laughing and hold my iPhone steady as I record them.
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