In 2010, My wife dressed up as a vampire for Halloween. Her costume was particularly convincing because she had a vicious cold, which added to her complexion that much sought-after, death’s door sexyness so popular among Twilight fans. And yet, she really did look good. So good, in fact, I requested a few questionable photos of her wearing the costume.
THE WIFE: “I maybe take some vampire jerk-off pictures for you.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 