My wife doesn’t have nightmares very often, but when she does, they tend to be hilarious:
THE WIFE: “Last night I dreamed I was in the middle of a big classroom and I had to give a presentation. All of the people talked and made noise and I for some reason screamed ‘EVERYBODY SHUTS THE FUCK UP!'”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Haha :) I also live in Germany and know what kind of mistakes Germans do (including me!)
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These “mistakes” are wonderful. Don’t ever stop!
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