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  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on August 31, 2015August 28, 2015

“Dropping Trow” – My German Wife Destroys yet Another Classic Phrase from American Slang

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  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on May 20, 2013May 20, 2013

Culture Shock 12: Confused American Expat Throws Socks in German Toilet

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