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  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on November 10, 2014November 10, 2014

My German Wife Compares Me to a Feral Child Raised in the Jungle by Apes

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American Man in Germany Offends Absolutely Everyone with the Big Black Banana in His Pocket

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My German Wife Offers the Perfect Alternative to Traditional Childbirth

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