Priceless (and Totally Inappropriate) Google Search Terms Used to Find Our Blog

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“Ask and ye shall receive.” — (Image Credit: B. [] Subject to CC 2.0 License.)
I really love our blog readers. Even the ones who find us by accident.

See, people generally come to this blog to read my wife’s Denglish quotes, or to learn about the culture shock I’ve experienced as an American expat living in Germany. But what never fails to surprise me is the incredible number of readers who inadvertently stumble upon our site due to pornographic, misdirected, or just plain bizarre Google searches — most of which involve alarming sex queries, sad or crying Muslim girls, and German women using the toilet. (Not kidding.)

I’ve taken screenshots of the latest ones and highlighted my favorites in yellow. Please click the first thumbnail image below to start the slideshow. (WARNING: May contain terminology which is offensive, sexually explicit or just plain bonkers.)


I love our blog readers! (Even these weirdos.) They make me laugh, and for that, I must award their misdirected Google search engine terms with no less than 4 out of 5 Merkel Diamonds:

Merkel Diamond from Angela Merkel, Prime Minister of Germany

How about you? Have you found any particularly strange or hilarious search terms on your own blog? Let us know in the comments section below!

And as always, thank you for reading and have an awesome day!


7 thoughts

  1. “Two Guys Find a Dirty German” and “Hot Ancient Man Sex” sound like the titles of hilarious porn films. In the latter I’m imagining something set in ancient Greece, possibly involving Socrates.


  2. As I read these all I could think of was George Takei saying “Oh Myyyy.” Unfortunately, my own blog had no real unusual search terms this year. Guess I’ll have to try harder.


  3. Almost exactly one year ago, I posted in my humble blog a picture of Nigel Bruce and Basil Rathbone as Dr. Watson & Sherlock Holmes (Nigel and I share a birthday.) Ever since, I constantly find high among the search terms, “doktor watson und sherlock holmes”.

    Could this be either YOU or your Frau? Just wondering…

    All best wishes from Trumpland,

    ” Oh God, my president’s an Idiot”


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