Have you ever taken a real close look at your internet search history? Even just the past week or so? Without benefit of context, pretty much every single phrase you’ve used over the past 7 days will make you sound like a dangerously lonely sociopath.
So, for this post, I’ve taken screenshots of my latest search engine terms. Sometimes I was searching for funny images for blog posts I was writing at the time. Sometimes I was genuinely curious about a freakishly random topic. Other times I wanted to find a funny article or video I’d seen recently. And a few times I was making sure some joke or obscure reference I wanted to write about had not been written by anyone before. But most of the time I was just being me; an American expat slowly losing his mind in Hannover, Germany.
Please click the first thumbnail image below to start the slideshow. (WARNING: Some screenshots may [definitely] contain explicit/offensive terminology):
What about you? Which of your own search terms put a sick little smile on your face? The comments section is WIDE open…
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
I’m not going to tell in public what my last search was. I don’t want to be arrested. *chuckle* – But I have to admit, your search terms made me laugh loudly. Thanks for the giggle!! I had tons of fun!
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I just checked my own history and it’s way more prosaic than yours. The most interesting term is “duck l’orange” but other than that, nothing I could not post on an open forum, except for all the addresses I have searched for directions while on the road :).
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