Have you ever seen Das Perfekte Dinner? It’s a German reality TV show — stolen directly from its creators in the UK — in which 4 or 5 people take turns cooking and hosting dinners in their own homes, then rate one another on a point scale from 1 to 10. The person who scores the most total points wins €1,500 euros. My German wife loves this show and watches it almost every day. I used to watch it with her, until I realized I don’t give one dried piece of flying donkey shit about cooking.
Look, I’m from Portland, Oregon — a town full of foodies and hipsters of every flavor — so by all rights I should be all about this sort of culinary snobbery. I’m just not; to me, cooking is but a series of annoying gestures standing between me and the bacon cheeseburger which should already be crammed in my mouth. My wife, however, is a classy European lady. She has great taste in everything, from fashion to food, and absolutely zero tolerance for anything unrefined.
So as we were watching this one episode of Das Perfekte Dinner, she began mocking one of the contestant for having no idea what “seared ahi” was. (Forget the dish itself: this poor fool seemed not to know the difference between tuna fish and a can of spray paint.) My wife rolled her eyes like a stone cold aristocrat, saying:
“It is pearls for the pigs.”
*Translated directly from the German expression, “Perlen vor die Säue werfen.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
This is a case where in German, the meaning of the expression signifies more in that language…. and I dare say, it likely has a more significant meaning in Latin or Italian than even modern high German.
My wife and mother in law throw expressions like these out from time to time and it always causes a logic stop in my head…. I’m not a native speaker and I’m always tripped-up looking for an explanation. My wife dated it back to Aristotle (and yes, its a demeaning expression)…” my pearls of wisdom are more than you swine can comprehend.”
Speech patterns and cultural colloquialisms draw the distinctions between peoples…. always fascinates me…. even tho “Anglo-Saxon” denotes the common ancestor tribes (angles & Saxons) between the modern-day English and modern day Germans (minus the Prussians, Franks and Bavarians)).
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Gordon Ramsey discusses haute cuisine: https://youtu.be/ZIesCd4I4hU
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