Sometime in February of 2013, my German wife and I spent a weekend with her parents in their charming little house. My wife’s father — who shall henceforth be known as ‘Papa Thunderchops,’ due to his epic silver sideburns — was sitting at the kitchen table peeling carrots. Except for when he is outside tending to his garden, Papa Thunderchops is always in the kitchen peeling something: apples, carrots, potatoes… the man just loves to peel shit. So I sat down next to him and started helping, and that’s when my wife came into the room to find the two of us hunched over a rapidly filling bowl of carrot skins.
THE WIFE: “Want to hear a joke my family likes to tell each other?”
ME: “Absolutely.”
THE WIFE: “Carrots are good for your eyes. Do you know why?”
ME: “Why?”
THE WIFE: “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”
*The joke was so bad I actually started laughing. Hard. I was left to wonder, however, if it might be a common joke here in Germany. My wife insists only her family tells it, but that can’t be true. Have you ever heard it before?
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
This was a common joke amongst my German-American family members and is also pretty common down here in Südhessen.
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Oh, I’ve heard this one. A version of this joke was used in some American TV show I’ve once watched. I smell copy right infringement here. Only which side was first to come up with the joke, huh? ;)
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