The Wife and I have been wondering lately; just how German are our blog followers? Oh sure, tons of them are from Germany — they live there or speak the language — but do their cold, pessimistic hearts truly pump black, red and gold? And some of our followers are from different countries entirely — America, Canada, England, Turkey, Japan, etc. — and yet their souls are just as Teutonic as Frau Weinerjiggles down the street. You don’t have to be a German citizen to take this survey, so let’s find out just how German you really are.
Take the survey below, share your results on Facebook and Twitter, and let’s see just how many “Deutsch Points” you can score!
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
USA beer can be good? Yes, but can we find here? No.
We only find the shitty ones, so no surprise when people think bad about the american beer. And no, not all unitedstatians have amazing teeth.
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My German boyfriend and I laughed until we cried for the better half of a Saturday morning reading your blog – thanks for that! And every single one of these was a perfect fit. (Minus eats-healthy-smokes-like-a-chimney, my German eats like an American and thinks smoking is gross… he loves him a BigMac!)
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