“Deutsch Points” – Take Our Infamous German Personality Test

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The Wife and I have been wondering lately; just how German are our blog followers? Oh sure, tons of them are from Germany — they live there or speak the language — but do their cold, pessimistic hearts truly pump black, red and gold? And some of our followers are from different countries entirely — America, Canada, England, Turkey, Japan, etc. — and yet their souls are just as Teutonic as Frau Weinerjiggles down the street. You don’t have to be a German citizen to take this survey, so let’s find out just how German you really are.

Take the survey below, share your results on Facebook and Twitter, and let’s see just how many “Deutsch Points” you can score!

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  1. “I am very healthy. I exercise regularly, eat organic foods and stay trim. Of course, I smoke like a goddamn chimney, but that doesn’t count.” THIS. Haha! Fantastic post!

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  2. Great. I am 50% German and 50% Dutch. But all the questions are applicable ;-). I also live healthy (I hope). I smoke as a chimney. I drink beer and occasionally a rum coke. I speed when I am driving a car, i don’t trust any government :-) etc. I love this post.

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  3. ROFL…I am constantly accused of being German. Oddly, one indictment is the sheer number of houseplants I possess! I have lived in Germany for about ten years off and on from childhood to my 30’s. I miss it still….

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  4. I am usually trying to duck and cover when I see German tourists abroad lest I be lumped together with them – yikes! The way they behave in public, Germans are the most embarrassing travellers there are, apart from Americans, of course ;)

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      1. I think that Germans, Americans and British are the worst travellers in the world, they all don’t show good behaviour (but of course there are exceptions! :-))

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  5. “I am always in a hurry. When faced with even the slightest travel delay, I will absolutely lose my shit and declare my nation a failure.” Perfect description of me! Funny thing is, people become so nice when I get mad with them and then I feel bad about getting mad. LOL

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  6. Ugh… I hope you’ll forgive me for not taking this German survey… I refuse to be German in any kind of way – even if I do speak the language. And I still think on their flag they’ve got black red and yellow. PAH!

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  7. My German boyfriend and I laughed until we cried for the better half of a Saturday morning reading your blog – thanks for that! And every single one of these was a perfect fit. (Minus eats-healthy-smokes-like-a-chimney, my German eats like an American and thinks smoking is gross… he loves him a BigMac!)

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  8. My German boyfriend and I laughed until we cried for the better half of a Saturday morning reading your blog – thanks for that! And every single one of these was a perfect fit. (Minus eats-healthy-smokes-like-a-chimney, my German eats like an American and thinks smoking is gross… he loves him a BigMac!)

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