The Wife and I lived together for a year in the United States, from the summer of 2011 until the summer of 2012, when we got married and moved to Germany. For her birthday in the States, my wife received — among other things — a gift certificate to Fred Meyer; a major supermarket chain founded in Portland, Oregon, which sells everything from food and beverages to clothing and furniture.
The gift certificate was a generous present from my parents, and one which I thought best utilized to lower our fixed expenses. So, one evening, I suggested my wife use the money to cover the cost of our next trip to Fred Meyer for groceries. She gave it some thought and said…
THE WIFE: “I could use my gift certificate for groceries, but I also need a new purse.”
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I understand her perfectly. For the last years, presents in form of Money went straight into clothes and School books for my daughter.
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What about food? Sweet, delicious food!
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You’re a horrid husband. I bet your poor wife also gets a vacuum cleaner from you for her birthday, and an apron for Christmas. Sheesh!
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No way, doggie. I buy her sausages and a jar of Nutella. That’s what you guys like, right?
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