You already know my wife and I are disgusting. It should come as no surprise we have precious few boundaries where the bathroom is concerned. In general, we won’t walk in on each other when the door is closed. However, last winter, my wife was in the bathroom and the door was slightly ajar. I needed to pluck a nose hair in a big hurry or something, so I busted right on in and went to work. My wife was clearly peeing, as she is wont to do, and I noticed how strongly it stank.
ME: “Your pee smells so strongly.”
THE WIFE: “That’s because the female body has so much Ostesterone.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Hilarious! You lead a charmed life, my friend…
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Love your posts! Not only did this make giggle, but it also made me feel like maybe my husband and I aren’t the only couple with little to no boundaries with one another. Sadly though I am probably the more “disgusting” one in our house. Eek!
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Haw haw! Nice! We should start a club called “The Married Nasties.”
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