Denglish 52: My German Wife Uses My Awesome Nicknames Against Me

I use a lot of nicknames when I greet familiar people. Friends, family members, co-workers… no one is safe. On the fly, I come up with nicknames like “fruity cakes,” “jack weasel” or “slobber jockey,” and these are just the PG rated versions; you should hear the really nasty ones I reserve for my closest friends. My wife, however, has no regard whatsoever for our American content rating system, so in May of 2011, she asked me…

THE WIFE: “How are you doing my little monkey fart?”

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15 thoughts

  1. Most endearing thing I’ve ever heard since my wife called me “Thimble Dick” and threw me out of bed. Very touching…

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  2. Anything “monkey” is still cute, don’t you think? As long as the animals don’t get bigger duing your marriage to your sweet girl you should be okay :) Love, cat.

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