I use a lot of nicknames when I greet familiar people. Friends, family members, co-workers… no one is safe. On the fly, I come up with nicknames like “fruity cakes,” “jack weasel” or “slobber jockey,” and these are just the PG rated versions; you should hear the really nasty ones I reserve for my closest friends. My wife, however, has no regard whatsoever for our American content rating system, so in May of 2011, she asked me…
THE WIFE: “How are you doing my little monkey fart?”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Hahaha, I can relate! I don’t get it either.
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Right?
She’s brutal!
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In German, Affenfurz actually sounds kinda cute.
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Totally cute!
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Affenfurz…your new nickname at all get togethers.
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Hilarious and oh so cute!!!
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Nicknames by a non native are better than anything we could come up w. Lol.
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Totally! (But please don’t tell her that.)
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lol
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Most endearing thing I’ve ever heard since my wife called me “Thimble Dick” and threw me out of bed. Very touching…
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HAW HAW HAW
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Love it. You’re fortunate to have such a wife.
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Anything “monkey” is still cute, don’t you think? As long as the animals don’t get bigger duing your marriage to your sweet girl you should be okay :) Love, cat.
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I married a German and his whole family. Life is grand, wait! I must get permission to speak.
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