Initially, The Wife and I conducted our relationship long-distance, which obviously meant we had no physical contact with one another. If you’ve ever known the heartwrenching torture that is a long-distance relationship, you also know a little something about longing. My wife would often articulate her feelings of longing thusly:
THE WIFE: “I can’t wait to hug you and hold you in my arms again! Also, I am horny as a crazy person.”
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The Strait Jacket could be the new Chastity Belt – ha! Like the saying goes distance makes the heart grow fonder or something like that. Have a Great New Year!!!
Haw! You too!
Hahaha, sounds like taken out of one of our conversations back when. It is not fun to be horny as a crazy person, I can tell you from first-hand experience!
Anyway, I suppose you are familiar with the term “Guten Rutsch!” and a Happy New Year for you and The Wife.
i am as crazy as a horny person. Don’t laugh: it hurts!
Bahahahahaha that’s great!!! I can relate to your wife :-/