Title: Californication
Classification: TV Series
Genre: Comedy-Drama
Trailer: (Warning: Adult Content)
Summary: Fox Mulder walks into a room — any room — and at least one attractive female decides, I absolutely must nail that guy within the hour.
Rating: 3 out of 5 Merkel Diamonds.
Conclusions:
ME: “Hey, it’s better than watching paint dry.”
THE WIFE: *Pretending to wake up from a sex-dream* “GUH!?–KISS THE TIP!”
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I don’t get it, I never found him that attractive.
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Who? David Duchovny?
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Yes, sorry – pre-coffee posting is always only semi-sentient.
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No worries.
ave you ever seen the X-Files?
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