My wife attained her second Master’s degree in order to become a Gymnasium teacher in Germany, which has nothing to do with sweat socks or jock straps. In American terms, she’s certified to teach at upper high school levels, and all levels beneath. However, she took an opportunity to work as a primary school teacher in the United States for one year, stating:
THE WIFE: “I think I will be a good teacher, even though I don’t like children.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
You should publish a coffee table book of the Denglishisms, graphic design it so it’s awesome, and make a boatload of money. I would like a copy.
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That would be awesome! Great suggestion!
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