I have dry skin and full lips (for a dude), and I often find myself complaining about how easily they chap:
ME: “God my lips are chapped. I don’t deserve this at all! I use ChapStick like a crazy person and I always remember to put lotion on my lips after every shower. This is bull crap.”
THE WIFE: “What is a chap stick?”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Using lotion like that reminds me that when i eat BBQ, my wife asks me not to kiss her with those greasy lips.
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She’s serious, right, about the Chap Stick?
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Oh yeah. She wasn’t familiar with it yet. God bless her. :)
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