I once attempted to explain to The Wife men should not use laptops while placed directly on top of their genitals for extended periods of time because the heat from the batteries can damage their sperm counts. She came back with this interesting fact:
THE WIFE: “Ohh, no I didn’t know that… but that makes sense… I just know that professional bikers have the same problem… while they’re cyclin’ the balls get warmer than they are suppose to… Louis Armstrong got ball cancer from that… now he has just one ball.”
ME: “… you mean Lance Armstrong?”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
I laughed – not because I find cancer funny, but because the innocence in your wife’s response was just so darn cute.
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Sweet tale! I didn’t actually know that about laptops & men though.
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