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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on May 1, 2017May 1, 2017

Expat Sandwich: An Interview with Podcast Host, Marty Walker

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  • by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
  • Posted on April 24, 2017April 22, 2017

Domino’s Pizza in Germany: How One American Expat Greets the Delivery Guy

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  • Posted on April 17, 2017April 17, 2017

Leinenzwang: The German Dog Leash Law I Wanna Kick in the Dick

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  • Posted on April 10, 2017April 10, 2017

Parking in Germany: Stick Your Neck Out Lest Ye Burn in Hell

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  • Posted on April 3, 2017June 5, 2017

The Adoption of Kailane Santos: A Thank You to Our Generous Readers

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  • Posted on March 27, 2017March 27, 2017

Neologism: 10 Coined Words from a Classless Blogger

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  • Posted on March 20, 2017March 19, 2017

Virgo: The 6th Astrological Sign of the Zodiac, as Defined by My German Wife

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