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Adventures having very little to do with Germany.

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by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on May 22, 2017February 12, 2018

American Idiot Gets His Ass Kicked by Stinging Nettle in Germany

Dominos Pizza Sign and heart smoke ring - I love pizza

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on April 24, 2017April 22, 2017

Domino’s Pizza in Germany: How One American Expat Greets the Delivery Guy

German word "abholen" - English translation means to pick up, collect or come for

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on February 20, 2017February 13, 2017

The German Verb “Abholen”: When Direct Language Translation Goes Wrong

Evil Devil Beagle Puppy

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on December 19, 2016December 23, 2016

Yeti the Evil Beagle

Marijuana joints in Amsterdam

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on October 31, 2016October 26, 2016

Marijuana in Amsterdam: Gettin’ High as F*** in the Greatest City in the Universe

Amsterdam Red Light District

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on October 17, 2016October 14, 2016

Prostitution in Amsterdam: Misadventures in the World’s Most Famous Red Light District

funny dog shame

by Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Posted on September 19, 2016September 19, 2016

Buying a Dog in Germany: Tasteless Tips and Awkward Observations

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