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  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on May 22, 2017February 12, 2018

American Idiot Gets His Ass Kicked by Stinging Nettle in Germany

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Dominos Pizza Sign and heart smoke ring - I love pizza
  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on April 24, 2017April 22, 2017

Domino’s Pizza in Germany: How One American Expat Greets the Delivery Guy

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German word "abholen" - English translation means to pick up, collect or come for
  • by Zack Zwieback
  • Posted on February 20, 2017February 13, 2017

The German Verb “Abholen”: When Direct Language Translation Goes Wrong

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