2014 was pretty sweet. My wife started working as a full-time Gymnasium teacher, and I enjoyed some modest success as a self-employed graphic designer. We moved out of our affordable (yet questionable) apartment and joined the Stepford Wives by moving into a house way out in suburbia. Overall, it was a great year; one in which my wife and I both felt as if we’d taken a big step forward. The only bad thing that happened was when some drunken idiots tried to steal my bike, failed, and proceeded to beat the everloving shit out of it.
But you know what’s really cool? What just rules entirely? You do. Our readers. You’re so positive and encouraging — you’ve really helped make this blog the humorous refuge it was always meant to be.
We would like to sincerely thank you for reading and invite you to take a look at some cool blogging information from this past year, including:
- Funny Statistics
- Our Most Popular Post from 2014
- The Countries Where Our Readers Come From
…and of course… - Our Top 5 Blog Commenters of the Year
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 400,000 times in 2014. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 17 days for that many people to see it.
Click here to see the complete 2014 report for Oh God, My Wife Is German.
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Not happy I have to log into WordPress to see the rest of your post. I don’t have a WordPress account. Do I ned one? Can I access your stuff (like I used to be able to do) without creating yet another account that I can’t possible remember the PW for? I enjoy your blog, but, come on …
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Weird, I didn’t notice one had to be logged-in to view the report. I’m working on this now.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention, Randy!
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…aaaaaand I’m an idiot. Should be viewable without logging in now.
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Self-awareness is the first step to self-improvement.
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This is impressing. You had a great successful blogging year!! (And I’m in fact a little jealous. LOL) Good Luck for 2015!!
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Did you see you’re the #1 commenter again? That’s so cool! Thank you for always being so awesome!
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it was my pleasure!! :-)
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Me and my girlfriend discovered your blog by accident one evening and have really enjoyed reading about your exploits. Keep up the good work! :)
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Right on! Glad to have you as a reader!
Have a great day.
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Wunderbar – your blog is hilarious – no wonder you have so many readers :)
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Thank you, Vanessa! Yours is awesome too!
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Wow! You’ve done an excellent job and deserve the success of last year. Your posts have always been funny, engaging and quite out there! Here’s to 2015. Hurrah!
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Thank you, British Berliner! You too! Let’s keep on blogging! :)
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