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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? And if a stove is left so filthy it is considered a biohazard in 49 out of 50 countries, but no one shows up in a hazMat suit to put it in quarantine, can it still boil water? Yes. The answer is yes.