These stupid swans looked way cooler at the time I took this picture. Seemed like there were hundreds of them, and each one was bigger than my wife. Now all I’ve got are a bunch of flying jerks in a rainstorm.
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Oh God, My Wife Is German.
The Misadventures of an American Expat and His Wife in Germany
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 