“Look, kids, it’s the world’s scariest clown! And, uh oh, he’s trying to throw darts right into your adorable little eyes! Here are your ride tokens. Have fun!”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German.
The Misadventures of an American Expat and His Wife in Germany
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
The singer Beck would call this a “Bozo nightmare.” Surprised you didn’t mention that.
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