(Image Credit: Sexy Woman (Edited from original) by Marina Spektr [https://www.flickr.com/photos/154655365@N07/] and Creepy Man (Edited from original) by Lindsey Turner [https://www.flickr.com/photos/theogeo/] Both images subject to CC 2.0 license.)
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 