“Look honey, we’ve got another stalker! That’s like ten new ones this week!” — (Image Credit: Sexy Woman (Modified from original) by Marina Spektr [https://www.flickr.com/photos/154655365@N07/] and Creepy Old Man (Modified from original) by Becky Wetherington [https://www.flickr.com/photos/macbeck/] — Both images subject to CC 2.0 License.)
Creepy Old Man and Sexy Woman in Lingerie – Beauty and the Beast
Oh God, My Wife Is German. 