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September 23, 2013
How to Convince Your German Neighbors You Are a Thief and an Alcoholic (In One Simple Gesture)
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Step 1: Cradle the bottle like a precious baby. Love it. Give it a name. Pay it an allowance. Children are the future.

Reenacting the crime – Jelzin Vodka Bottle

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