To be perfectly honest with you, this post isn’t really about Denglish. It doesn’t concern German or English, or the hilarious mistranslations and linguistic mash-ups which can occur between the two. No, this post is about my wife’s sense of humor, and how she wields it like a blind Viking at an axe-throwing competition.
Back when we were living in the States, The Wife and I went shopping every week. We kept a meticulous shopping list and updated it the moment we started to run out of something important. We were constantly adding items to the list — it was common practice in our household — so you can imagine my surprise when, out of nowhere, she hauled off and announced:
THE WIFE: “We are down to our last roll of toilet paper. We need to add it to the shopping list because YOU definitely won’t stop poopin’.”
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Oh God, My Wife Is German. 
Those wacky Germans. I miss them so much. That accent is so soothing to me.
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Do you prefer to hear the German accent from German men, or German women? For example, I find French, when spoken by a woman, far more soothing than when it is spoken by a man.
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Either. I did hypnotherapy after a bad experience and the woman was German. I was healed within a few sessions bc her accent was so soothing.
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LOL .. stop pooping too much. :D
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I will try my very hardest, Samokan. :)
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