Back in early 2012, The Wife and I were watching a movie in our living room. I can’t remember now, but it was probably a chick flick like Sex and the City 2 or Eat Pray Love — something my wife forced me to add to my Netflix queue, forever sullying its masculine streak of pure, testicle-powered entertainment. (Wait, that sounded like gay porn, didn’t it.)
So, sometime during the second half of the movie, I stood up to get a glass of water from the kitchen, swatted my wife’s thigh and asked, “Would you like anything while I’m up?”
She replied calmly, without turning her gaze from the TV screen.
THE WIFE: “Please don’t slap my fat meat.”
Click here to learn more about the term “Denglish.”
If you liked this post, please follow our blog by entering your email address in the upper right corner of this page. You’ll receive future posts directly in your inbox! No spam, ever! You can also follow us on Twitter and Facebook.
That picture alone was worth the price of admission, as they say! Great post!
LikeLike
Thank you Hookster! Those two gents in the picture do appear mighty pleased with the situation…
LikeLike
But that’s the most satisfying meat to slap!
LikeLike
Exactly! The very best kind!
LikeLike