THE WIFE: “Please stop taking pictures of boring things around the house.”
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- My Smallmouth Bass trophy! You know it’s sexy and you want one too.
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- Looking down inside our Ikea lamp. Doesn’t it look like a space station? “What are you doing, Dave?” “Shutting you down, HAL.” “Daaaaaaiiisssyyyyyy…..”
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- Map of Portland! I used to put pins on it to mark the locations of all our friends, but that seemed a little serial killery.
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- A gargoyle eating a man. I can’t remember the story behind this gift, but it’s probably pretty awesome.
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- Look at our incredibly interesting light switch! Why am I doing this??
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- Portland: The City of Roses! I just had to take this one.
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- Our Christmas wreath, still hangin’ in there. (This picture was taken in March of 2012.)
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![Our [very cheap] Ikea corner lamp.](http://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/08-lamp-ikea-upright-corner-dramatic-light1.jpg?w=150&h=150)
- Our [very cheap] Ikea corner lamp.
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- My wife’s German keyboard. Look at the crazy order of the letters! Efficient my ass…
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- Bought this awesome sculpture from a kid in Zimbabwe, Africa in 1999.
