2012 – Portland, Oregon
THE WIFE: “Please stop taking pictures of boring things around the house.”
My Smallmouth Bass trophy! You know it’s sexy and you want one too.
Looking down inside our Ikea lamp. Doesn’t it look like a space station? “What are you doing, Dave?” “Shutting you down, HAL.” “Daaaaaaiiisssyyyyyy…..”
Map of Portland! I used to put pins on it to mark the locations of all our friends, but that seemed a little serial killery.
A gargoyle eating a man. I can’t remember the story behind this gift, but it’s probably pretty awesome.
Look at our incredibly interesting light switch! Why am I doing this??
Portland: The City of Roses! I just had to take this one.
Our Christmas wreath, still hangin’ in there. (This picture was taken in March of 2012.)
Our [very cheap] Ikea corner lamp.
My wife’s German keyboard. Look at the crazy order of the letters! Efficient my ass…
Bought this awesome sculpture from a kid in Zimbabwe, Africa in 1999.