Denglish 78: My German Wife Asks Me Not to Strike Her Loins

Back in early 2012, The Wife and I were watching a movie in our living room. I can’t remember now, but it was probably a chick flick like Sex and the City 2 or Eat Pray Love — something my wife forced me to add to my Netflix queue, forever sullying its masculine streak of pure, testicle-powered entertainment. (Wait, that sounded like gay porn, didn’t it.)

So, sometime during the second half of the movie, I stood up to get a glass of water from the kitchen, swatted my wife’s thigh and asked, “Would you like anything while I’m up?”

She replied calmly, without turning her gaze from the TV screen.

THE WIFE: “Please don’t slap my fat meat.”

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19 responses to “Denglish 78: My German Wife Asks Me Not to Strike Her Loins

  1. Too funny!! She replied calmly…

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  2. I don’t like it when my husband slaps my fat meat, either. It’s so wrong!

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  3. LOL How about “testosterone-powered” instead of “testicle-powered”? xD

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  4. “slap my fat meat”…I would never dare to put that into a Google search. :)

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  5. But that’s the most satisfying meat to slap!

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  6. That picture alone was worth the price of admission, as they say! Great post!

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