Denglish 34: Those Awful German Names

Back in 2010, The Wife and I stayed in a hostel in Brooklyn. We rented a private room, which was furnished with 2 rickety bunk beds, a tiny refrigerator and a sickly little houseplant too pathetic to live.

ME: “Our hostel plant needs a name. What should it be?”

THE WIFE: “… Horst.”

(In Germany, apparently, ‘Horst’ is kind of insulting; like naming your child Igby or Gomez.)

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5 Responses to Denglish 34: Those Awful German Names

  1. Horst, Klaus or Guido … are outdated names – but – these outdated names are likely used again to name plants, vacuum cleaners bikes. It makes life so much more colorful. :)

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  3. Still tears in my eyes. I love The Wife’s dry sense of humor. See, we Germans do have a sense of humor and don’t believe anyone who says otherwise.

  4. We have a neighbor named Horst, which until now just made me giggle inwardly, thanks for letting me know I can laugh outwardly. It is funny, right?

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